Christmas Jokes 1

Knock Knock Who's there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas ! What did one Angel say to the other ? Halo there ! How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" ! What do elephants sing at Christmas ? No-elephants, no elephants ! What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ? Cross mouse cards ! How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ? ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !